Good Morning and Happy Anniversary Mr. Wug. I decided that since we've been married 28 years I'd take the time today and list 28 things I've learned about you these 28 years:
1.) That you're a very hard worker. No matter what the job is, you're in, you're loyal, and you'll do even the dirty jobs that no one else wants to do.
2.) ...that I think you have dyslexia...really bad! Every time you say: "Sword" and "Heli-cock-ter" it confirms my belief!
3.) ...that you LOVE gadgets!!
...ANY kind of gadgets!
4.) ...that I wasn't your first love. It was a 1978 Chevy Chevette...
...I took her place next to you on our wedding day. But she still had your heart for many years afterward...until I crashed her! OOPS!!
5.) ...that, even though we took the class 3 different times, your Sign Language still is not very good.
...and I'm not the only one that thinks so!
6.) ...that even when I don't like what you do,...I mean REALLY don't like what you do!...I still love you!
7.) ...that you like sleep even more than me!...And that's saying something, 'cause I do love my "Naps"!
8.) ...that even though we both have gained some weight, and grown some hair in places where hair shouldn't be, I still think you're pretty cute! And you dress up pretty good!!
9.) ...that you love sports...just like me!!!
10.) ...that even though we never had kids, I know you would have made an awesome dad!
11.) ...that you never can stay mad with me for very long...even when you try.
12.) ...that you can't STAND it when I give you the silent treatment. You would much rather hear me yelling. :-/
13.) ...that you know I love flowers, and you always did...
14.) ...that you really don't like sitting and watching movies...unless they are "The Rocketeer"! (What's up with that?!)
15.) ...that you love to go for long rides in the car...Again, just like me!
16.) ...that you love, love, love to talk when you're at a gathering around a lot of people, but when it's just the two of us you'd much rather point, grin, and nod.
17.) ...that you love to waste time doing anything else but what it was you were SUPPOSE to be doing! And you'd like to be doing that 'anything else' at the same time as when you were doing the thing you were 'suppose' to be doing!!
18.) ...that a good meal never gets by you!...Neither does a pastry!!
19.) ...that you're always beside and behind me, even if it makes you uncomfortable.
20.) ...that your friends don't always understand you, but they love you and will do anything for you!
21.) ...that you love to cuddle and hold hands, even though you pretend to be uncomfortable with it sometimes.
22.) ...that you're not a very good cook. Let's face the facts, you're a very good tryer,...and you DO make a mean beef stew,...but everything else is either not seasoned, not done, or overdone!
23.) ...that you haven't claimed, sincerely, a side of the bed. You'll sleep anywhere! But you have fiercely claimed your secret junk food 'Stash'!!
24.) ...that time doesn't mean a whole lot to you...except after it's already gone!
25.) ...that you can't lie well, so it's a good thing you don't really try to!...Also, you don't avoid telling the truth well either! The question: "Does this make me look fat?" could have you in another mental place for 3 minutes!...And thus, I always already know the answer!! LOL
26.) ...that if I live another 28 years I'd like to do it all again with you.
27.) ...that you may not have known how to love when we first started this 28 year journey, but you're very good at it now!
28.) ...that every anniversary you make me happy that we're still together and that you love me very much. And I love you very much too Mr. Wug. Love "Is Something That We Do!" Happy Anniversary! You're my Super-Hero!!
He has x-ray vision,
but he`s as blind as a bat.
He sees straight to my heart,
but cannot see my fat.
He`s as strong as an ox,
but as gentle as can be.
He`s sexy in his shorts,
and in a suit-a sight to see!
He`s my super-hero,
even though he can't fly;
He doesn`t drive a Bat-Mobile,
or freeze time with his eye.
But the things that he can do
far outweigh the things he can`t;
and they give the word "Super-Hero"
a whole new slant!